Halloween has come and gone ... so why is there still a giant bowl of candy left to tempt us?
I don't know what your neighborhood is like, but around here, we just don't get that many trick-or-treaters. Still, every year we buy way more candy than we'll need "just in case." What if there's a giant rush of kids coming to our door and we have nothing to give them? Of course, the rush never comes, and this year was no different. We got maybe 25 trick-or-treaters total, leaving us with a dangerous overflow of goodies.
Also, our 3-year-old was quite charming in her giraffe costume this year, so many of our neighbors heaped extra handfuls of candy into her pumpkin basket. Thanks, guys! She doesn't need 10 lbs. of candy any more than we do. Yet here we are, the proud owners of countless chocolate bars, gummies and other assorted sweets.
I'm taking a hard line this year: Get rid of the candy. Our daughter can have some of what she collected (I'm not that mean of dad!) but the rest must all go somewhere else. I'll take the bulk of it to the office, but if it doesn't disappear fast enough, I may have to take even more drastic measures.
Yes, that's right. I will throw it in the garbage.
Much as it pains my sweet tooth, tossing the excess candy will also be a blessing to my waistline. With the winter holidays coming up (and all the goodies that come with them), I need to start being more conscious of what I munch on. Otherwise, it'll be sweatpants for me all season long.
And that's not very festive, is it?
Jerry
My name is Jerry, and I'm a father, editor, and photographer. I've gained too much weight recently, and in 2006, my wonderful daughter was born... Read More |
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